I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
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