I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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