the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
