adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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