you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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