Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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