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Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
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You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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