is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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