Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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