Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I feel like abortions should bother me more
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
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Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
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