i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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