if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
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Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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