Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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