No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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