I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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