I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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