he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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