I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
