So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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