check it out our google latitudes are spooning
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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