I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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