he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
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How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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