I heard we made out
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
I am sorry, you're response was not recognized. Please try again.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
