fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
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Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
He better not be in your backpack
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Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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