Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
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It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
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I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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