We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
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They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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