i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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