i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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