I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I need a beard to bite.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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