Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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