oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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