i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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