I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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