The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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