East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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