so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
what day is it and did you see me today?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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