Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
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