I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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