fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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