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You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
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how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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