so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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