Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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