im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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