therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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