is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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