Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
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so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
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Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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