walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
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I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
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Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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