It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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