She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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