But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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