____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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