so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
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You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
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Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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