Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize