just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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