She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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