Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
it hurts more in the daytime
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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